A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.