I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.
I love Steven Wright.
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.
You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?
I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.