Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.