Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.
Demetri MartinIt would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
Demetri MartinI am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.
Demetri Martin