I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.