A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.