I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.