Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
I've never read an article of clothing.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.