I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'

The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.