I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.

I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.