I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you