Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".