Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.