I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.