I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.

When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.