I am a man of my wordโฆ and that word is โunreliable.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.