There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.