People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.