Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.