Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.