I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
Demetri MartinAs a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
Demetri MartinI am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.
Demetri MartinEmployee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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