I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.
It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.
If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.
I just found out that I have more allies than America!
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.