I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.
I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying."
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.