I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.
Demetri MartinRock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
Demetri MartinI wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
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