Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'