There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.