People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.