Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.