The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.