The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.