Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.