A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.