They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.