A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.