Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.