Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.