Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.