The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.