A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.