Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.