Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.