Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.