The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.