The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.