Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.