Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.