Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.