Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.