One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.