There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.