There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.