There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.