Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.