Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.