A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.