Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.