For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.