For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.