The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.