The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.