Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.