Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.