Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.