Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.