Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
Dov DavidoffIf space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
Dov DavidoffAnother thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.
Dov DavidoffComedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
Dov Davidoff