The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Comedy is rarely funny.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.