If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.