Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.