I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.