Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.