Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
Comedy is rarely funny.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.