One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.