Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.