Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.