You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.