If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.