Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.