Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.