Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.