Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.