I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?