Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.