Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.