Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.