Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.