How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.