How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.