How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.