How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.