Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.