You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.