If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.