Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.