I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.