I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.