Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.