Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.