Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.