If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
Dov DavidoffI wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
Dov DavidoffWomen often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
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