Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.