Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.