Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.