Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.