Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.