Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.