Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.