America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Dov DavidoffYou can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
Dov DavidoffI can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
Dov DavidoffI'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
Dov Davidoff